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As I'm sure many of you guys have already discovered, that means the majority of the contents of your refrigerator, cabinets and most of your personal belongings can be masturbatory tools. Two pieces aeound advice.

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Peel it and remove the fruit or cut the tip off and squirt the inside out, then rinse the rind with warm water and fill it with lube. Wrap the sections around your member, or shove your load into the hole, and pump. Prior to playtime you can put the skin in the microwave for a few seconds to warm it up, just be careful not to leave it in too long and burn.

Stack them on top of each other or side-by-side and fluff. Lie on top and go to town.

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You also can use just one; mold it around your penis and thrust against it. Standing in the living room, rest your wiener behind the couch cushion that leans against the backside of the sofa, or you can kneel and slip it under the seat pad.

Crammed in between, you control the resistance as you press into the tuck crevice.

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Choose the style that fits your manhood and then put a condom, latex glove, or other protective sheath — filled with wyat Flip the open end over the top and secure with a rubber band or tape so it stays in place.

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You can hold the cylinder in your hand or wedge it between your mattresses or your couch. Cock-condiments are more whah when warmed slightly in the microwave; but make sure you test the temperature first before putting your prick into anything hot.

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Take a large cucumber, squash, watermelon, honeydew, or cantaloupe, cut a hole to fit your erection in one side, and a smaller opening the size of a pencil in twinks need sucking.

Hollow out the inside to fit your circumference and then screw the squishy goodness. You can place your finger over the small hole and remove it to adjust the draw to simulate the effect of getting a blowjob.

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Hold the package in your preferred hand or cram everything under a cushion, then pleasure yourself to completion. Rubber Gloves. When you want to feel like someone else is giving you the greatest reach-around of your life, don a latex sheath on your own hand before whacking off.

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Use your favorite lubricant unless you're into medical fetishes, or the sensation of being examined at the doctor's office. If you do it anyway, beware that peeing and ejaculating may be painful for several days, but the stinging will subside.

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